David Shitcowski - go to this post

I had something similar to this happen when I was dating this chick on Xat and she tried to rub her poop all over my testicals. Needless to say it was niggerlicious so I bailed. What a nerd.

dude wtf is wrong with you people

The Imperator - go to this post

In short, this is simply a metaphor for what has happened to what was once a bustling community and is now just a cesspit, full of degenerates.

as if those two things are mutually exclusive. this forum has always had degeneracy. learn to embrace it

The Imperator - go to this post

This thread, truthfully, is the downfall of "these boards" as a whole, as it is just another low effort "eso post" as an attempt to bring back some form of nostalgia for the old getEso boards that are no longer enabled. Instead, we get a mush of copycat postings from the olden days and horsecockefu all in one big word soup of a thread. How this is entertaining, I do wonder. There is a time at last where perhaps it is the duty of the webmaster to close down "this board", as a service to the community and the general public.

In short, this is simply a metaphor for what has happened to what was once a bustling community and is now just a cesspit, full of degenerates.

Thou art the proverbial ball and chain which doth drag these boards down into the abyssal depths of niggardry. Tis your wallowing in thy own issue that doth render this a "dead service." Begone from us at once, go lest thy sojourning on these here boards bring ye and indeed us all to a place of misery and chaos.

benefactor is back - go to this post

How humorous, you believe that using more formal English in place of regular terminology makes you appear intellegent. Unfortunately, those mental tricks do not work on me, fool. Your post is nothing but foolishness, for you are a retard.

Thy inability to comprehend my post falls flat upon its face as an excuse and proves that thou art guilty of intellectual cowardice and laziness. Begone from my sight! Any who lack the mental capacity to read and understand a simple post in plain English must be pruned lest the figurative grapevine that is the forum rot and wither.

benefactor is back - go to this post

Quite to the contrary! It is not that one cannot read or understand the filth you inscribe in your "posts", but the basis of your attempt at obfuscation is enough to warrant them being disregarded. You are, in effect, putting "make up on a pig", as simpletons like yourself would put it. Nice try buffoon.

Yet thou doth demonstrate no grasp upon the ideas which I have aired so eloquently with my postings. This can only lead one to the obvious conclusion that they are far too complicated for thy feeble mind to ever have a hope in esoCock of understanding. I spit upon thee and wipe the soles of my shoes onto thy face, ruffian.

benefactor is back - go to this post

As if you could even post your thoughts without spreading your slime through the post, you are a daft fool and I will hear none of this. You have been losing since you started this PITIFUL argument. Incompetent moron.

Thy slime lingers upon thy chest and more droplets coalesce upon thy shameful puddle with each post thou doth lodge. No longer shall I engage with this clear-cut idiocy.

I am grooming Alfred

kill yourself

Kbaleeb - go to this post

The self-proclaimed "people" that replied to this thread are truely sick.

ru single

VikingGigaChad - go to this post

I am

shoot me a private convo sexy