So here I was, DICK deep in a horse? At the time, I worked for Badmitton and his goon crew which ive NOW been expelled from???? iiiiiiiiidk why so i was supposed to be SUSSING accounts but i was really enjoying AKEFU BREWER's company?! As a bonus i found some PILLS for sale and i was all on that so i post ordered then. So here I am, posting on getesop and pills and getting post. Well, tunrs out that wasn't esopo so i wan actually shitting posting in ADMIN TEST FORUM AT beta.geteos.org. Soi that's how I ended up SUS in the test forum. But didn't it end there? I was SUSSED and knew i hade 10 sexas to POST on FOURM before the MODERATOR ran on my arse., so i grabbed my COPYPASTA. WELL, they were n't my cloths so i stole kay POO copypastes? and thats' how i ended up with FIVE members chasing my account four admin alt moderators ONE akefu. So then I board a flight to AKEFU FORUM while i was on the fourm i ended up. i still had some pill posts and horse cox on me so i thought i wwould poooost that shit. So here I am on this old guys lap, shitting and posting akeuf. U see, at da time i thott that was ADMINISTRATOR og getesop (someone reply with his full legal name for additional clarification). So I end up at AKEFU COCK, shitting blood on the forum admin face?!? Why cum? Why blood? Well to know that you need to know this, i am a retgistered sex offender i signed up on october 199 999? Why???? well to kjnow that you ened to know this
i had gotten hungry after RYAN WILD ate all m food WHY? WHY? WHY? NO TELL ME WHY. OK ANYWAY. Why? well i went to Mosley forum to see if SECRET CHIDLE porn privates threads are real BUT THEY WERE ALL JUST zoller nudes (18+). So I cry and get SUSSED for vieweing. OK so i head to MICHEAL donalds for a fat stuff face in burger but then ADMIN WILD wented and stolen bruger??!?!?!?!? fucking longo bad,min this forum look like dead hooker fused with AKEFU's ashes so later after ADMIN GAY SEX SCENE (someone post admin butthole in reply thanks) my schpitzoncter starts hurting so i go to the webmaster email (someone send below) and he tell me some shit that cost me thousandzs of esoKarma. I AM now pissed. (see: akefu brewer) so i decvide to fuck this (female) forum admin (see: current_) well she takes her profile picture off and BOOM big old horse cock starin me in the eye straight up barnyard shit on slob Fuck! so now im being eyed by this wide axss penis.
So that's why my posts were blood and guts

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This thread alone is the downfall of this shitty, "yee-yee" ass forum.

I had something similar to this happen when I was dating this chick on Xat and she tried to rub her poop all over my testicals. Needless to say it was niggerlicious so I bailed. What a nerd.

This thread, truthfully, is the downfall of "these boards" as a whole, as it is just another low effort "eso post" as an attempt to bring back some form of nostalgia for the old getEso boards that are no longer enabled. Instead, we get a mush of copycat postings from the olden days and horsecockefu all in one big word soup of a thread. How this is entertaining, I do wonder. There is a time at last where perhaps it is the duty of the webmaster to close down "this board", as a service to the community and the general public.

In short, this is simply a metaphor for what has happened to what was once a bustling community and is now just a cesspit, full of degenerates.

tull - go to this post

as if those two things are mutually exclusive. this forum has always had degeneracy. learn to embrace it

Again, you are merely ignorant and not worth engaging with. If you do not have any ideas to present, and you are incapable of reading more than a sentence, why bother posting at all. Stupid retard.

Sir Schrute - go to this post

Thou art the proverbial ball and chain which doth drag these boards down into the abyssal depths of niggardry. Tis your wallowing in thy own issue that doth render this a "dead service." Begone from us at once, go lest thy sojourning on these here boards bring ye and indeed us all to a place of misery and chaos.

How humorous, you believe that using more formal English in place of regular terminology makes you appear intellegent. Unfortunately, those mental tricks do not work on me, fool. Your post is nothing but foolishness, for you are a retard.

Sir Schrute - go to this post

Thy inability to comprehend my post falls flat upon its face as an excuse and proves that thou art guilty of intellectual cowardice and laziness. Begone from my sight! Any who lack the mental capacity to read and understand a simple post in plain English must be pruned lest the figurative grapevine that is the forum rot and wither.

Quite to the contrary! It is not that one cannot read or understand the filth you inscribe in your "posts", but the basis of your attempt at obfuscation is enough to warrant them being disregarded. You are, in effect, putting "make up on a pig", as simpletons like yourself would put it. Nice try buffoon.

Sir Schrute - go to this post

Yet thou doth demonstrate no grasp upon the ideas which I have aired so eloquently with my postings. This can only lead one to the obvious conclusion that they are far too complicated for thy feeble mind to ever have a hope in esoCock of understanding. I spit upon thee and wipe the soles of my shoes onto thy face, ruffian.

As if you could even post your thoughts without spreading your slime through the post, you are a daft fool and I will hear none of this. You have been losing since you started this PITIFUL argument. Incompetent moron.

Sir Schrute - go to this post

Thy slime lingers upon thy chest and more droplets coalesce upon thy shameful puddle with each post thou doth lodge. No longer shall I engage with this clear-cut idiocy.

So you accept defeat?

Bee. - go to this post

LONGO HELP! THERE IS AN OFF TOPIC POSTER THAT MUST BE DELETED AND SUSPENDED