I'm the real Robert Adamant, and yes, my real name is Robert Swanson. I only admit this for verification of my identity. This shatmin alt masquerading as me has been allowed to reign unopposed for far too long. If I ever looked at this forum, I would've put my foot down for earlier. It wasn't until I received scam emails send from this forum's mailserver that I even checked the forum and noticed. Anyhorse, I demand intervention by the forum's administration/moderation team immediately. Sus this chud or else I will raid this shithole with child porn which I can bring to bear, being a pedophile and all. You have 83 hours, 48 minutes, and 7.536 seconds, John Mosley (not your real name).

Something about this situation is oddly familiar. Not sure why.