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DegNewZ is a monthly paper based on the website esoteric.chat and topics ranging from politics to religion to oddities found on the internet!

TRUMP ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT

A Trump rally in Butler, PA ended in shock and horror as several shots rang out, taking off a part of Trump's ear, murdering a bystander and injuring two other bystanders.

Trump's attempted assassin was identified as Daegen Harris, a 16 year old transgender male-to-female from Houston, TX as Trump's policies had threatened to take away his medication of 1 pound of HRT per day, as well as his life saving Loginol, a medication that the medical field has been torn on for several years now because of how the medication is made.

ROBERT ADAMANT CAUGHT TEXTING FEMALE MINORS

EsoUser Robert Adamant, local shavian enthusiast, was caught texting three minors today, members of the Esoteric Server and all around goobers. Robert Adamant was caught talking about sweaty girls and calling them brats, along with treating them like children and deriving pleasure from it, or acting as the "daddy."

Interview with one of the victims, Bee:

"this like pedo dude msged me and he was like being all rapey and told me i was like a good girl and a brat, then i told him to fuck off and he went and got his panties in a bunch."

I would like an opinion from you, the reader; was Robert Adamant caught red-handed

LUCIFER REVEALED AS FAGGOT

What a narcissistic loser! Newfag Lucifer revealed as faggot when he turned on his camera and was caught injecting drugs literally into their ass! Lucifer was also caught being Italian and Native American, meaning he must be scalped and hanged.

Tune in next month for Issue No. 2 for the next installment of the DegNewZ!

Sup, deg!

marbles - go to this post

Very intriguing idea! I like it.
Is the video of Lucifer archived somewhere?

I don't know I'll have to find out

Don't invite minors and pedophiles to the server and maybe that wouldn't happen

When are we going to get more newZ?

LindyMan - go to this post

This thread should be un-stickied because it's been almost two months and OP hasn't bothered to update it.

Agreed. There are too many stickied conversations cluttering up the homepage right now. Degster is a moderator so if he wants to update this he can resticky it if he really wants.