I can't get a girlfriend no matter how hard I try. I do everything that girls find attractive, but this hot aryan princess keeps rejecting me. I have sent her memes making fun of her deceased grandpa, sent memes wishing death upon her pets, sent pictures of dead animals, and called her fat and ugly a million times. I'm lost man. I'm a super funny hot muscular gigachad viking that spends thousands on online games and hangs around mentally ill degenerates, if no girl wants that then it looks like this world is just full of gay dudes pretending to be hot girls to trick me.

That sucks bro, I do those exact same things too and I also struggle getting girls that aren't autistic or cut themselves for their daddy Haxxing. This world is just full of shitty catfish in shitty catfish services pretending to be hot whamenz to trick us vikings. I hope these fake ass catfishes improve their lives so that they don't feel the need to catfish straight guys.

I don't like when my horse is fucking me and it spreads my ass with its hooves because it feels like I have to shit. It doesn't help that his dick is really big and it makes me feel like I have to shit even more because it's hitting my ass from the inside

look for a girl with a dick. gives you everything you want in a woman without all the negative qualities

mamru - go to this post

every time u see a hot girl fart in her mouth, the aroma will cause her inner hornball to come out and she'll immediately fall to her knees for u, and start diapermaxxing to have that lingering fragrance

diapermaxxing lol