Esoteric Chat

the inscubtable saga of Bronsanath Beesoniah. ahh, the tale, the story. sit down for a spell and let me tell you all about it. see, as a young lad Bronsanath Beesoniah liked to push the boundaries as far as they would go. he was an adventurous lad. his favorite activity was sticking his dick into antholes and mammal burrows and such. the defining day in the boy's life proved to be the day he went out adventuring in a field far from his house. everything was normal until suddenly there was a blue glow, followed by a blue flash, followed by a sound like thunder. being the brave chap he was, Bronsanath Beesoniah went over to investigate. a strange contraption stood in a perfect circle of scorched earth. just outside it was a balding man with intelligent brown eyes. adventurous, discerning eyes, even. "heeeyyyyyyy" the man said loudly upon noticing Bronsanath Beesoniah's presence. Bronsanath Beesoniah was too awed by the sight to respond immediately. "I…" he managed to sputter before the man spoke again. "you're Bronsanath Beesoniah, riiiiiiiight?" shocked, Bronsanath Beesoniah replied "yes? and you are?" the man replied with a chuckle "weeeeeeell, I'm Neilseph Guard, but you can call me Neilseph." "how would you like to take a little trip in tiiiimme?" Bronsanath Beesoniah hesitated for a moment, before responding affirmatively. "weeeeeell good. I'll take you to the most important period in human history, lil feller." with that, they were off.

PART II COMING SOON

anker - go to this post

hope they go to the point in time where tiktok was created and prevent it from happening

No, the most important period in human history would be when Clyde was persecuted by the Straights. *braaaaap*

tl;dnr

Neilseph Guard is the centerpiece of time and space.