Esoteric Chat

That's right, you sons of bitches finally convinced me to work on the fourth installment of the esoTalk beta series. Here's a list of the features we're going to be adding:

Upcoming feature list

• GPS location detection for more accurate cock peckings
• The ability to delete your account and others' accounts if you don't like them
• A field where you can enter your pronouns and sexual orientation
• New gender-based conversations to talk to people with your gender
• Members-only conversations will be reintroduced to keep those pesky mods away
• Akefa Brewer's brain has been uploaded to the forum in the form of a plugin
• Shit log dispenser button next to the "start new conversation" courtesy of the Black Veil Brides ticketing agent
• I will be sending a picture of my penis to every single user on this forum

Of course, it's going to take some time in order to implement these features. That's why our new development team (ThirtySixWay, Benjamin, a reincarnated form of Simon, Ethan the Landscaper, Jeremy Zerner and Lingo Longo) is working tirelessly to make this forum a better place for you and I.