HOLY FUCKING SHIT TAMPONS LET ME PRFACE THE FUCK OUT OF THIS SOLILOQUY BY STATING THAT THIS IN NO WAY MAKES ANY SEMBLANCE OF THE IMPLICATION THAT THE RAIDS ARE EVER GOING TO FUCKING STOP BECAUSE IN ACTUALITY THE RAIDS ARE NEVER GOING TO FUCKING STOP NO MATTER WHAT JUST TO GET THAT THROUGH YOUR THICK FUCKING SKULL
SOME RETARDED FISHFUCKLERS OVER AT TOTAL LOGDOM (LOL LOG GET IT) . (DOT) TF NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE REAL TOTAL FREEDOM THAT I KNOW AND LOVE WHICH IS OWNED BY MY GAY LOVER RYAN WILD WHO I HAVE EXPLORED MY SEXUALITY WITH FOR YEARS ON END HAS DECIDED TO ASSUME THAT THE RAIDS HAVE COME TO A FUCKING END WHICH IS A RIDICULOUS NOTION WITH ABSOLUTELY NO SCIENTIFIC BASIS AND SO I HAVE DEMONSTRATED THE FACTUAL TRUTH WHICH IS THAT THE RAIDS WILL NEVER EVER FUCKING STOP NO MATTER WHAT AND YOUR PATHETIC YEE YEE ASS DWELLING IS YET AGAIN TRUMPED BY THE CUNNING MAGNIFICENCE OF YOURS TRULY
ALSO LET IT BE MADE KNOWN TO THE PUBLIC THAT I AM GETTING ENGAGED TO RYAN WILD MY GAY LOVER AND WE ARE GOING TO BE GETTING MARRIED AT THE HOMOBRO TEMPLE IN THE NAME OF CLYDE THATS FUCKING RIGHT I FUCKING LOVE CLYDE AND I FUCKING HATE THE STRAIGHTS FOR PERSECUTING MY FELLOW HOMOBROS IF YOU FAGGOTS DONT GET TO READING THAT CLYDE BOOK THEN A NEVER ENDING STORM IS GOING TO REIGN DOWN UPON YOU OH WAIT IT ALREADY FUCKING HAS AND ITS KNOWN AS THE NEVER-ENDING RAIDS WHICH ARE CURRENTLY SHITTING ALL OVER YOUR FAGDOM
That's right, my sweet Akefy. I have secretly been conducting raids ever since the beginning, and I am proud to announce that I am responsible for all of the spam accounts on my blessed server. In addition to this, I have been orchestrating tactical security breaches about my hosting service, Superior Networks, for years now. Suffice it to say, the raids will never stop and I will be directing my milk energy towards the new Total Freedom knock-off clone that has infringed on the copyright of Atlas Media Group, LTD and is being brought before the High Court of the Homobros to stand judgment.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO WAY ARE THE RAIDS GOING TO FISTFUCK MY SERVER FUCK I AM SICK AND TIRED OF JOHN GAYSLEY TRYING TO BRING DOWN THE LAST BASTION OF FREEDOM KNOWN TO THE MINECRAFS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
who is wild ryan and ryan wild?
whats with the red faces? are you guys on aids??
i joined this server and got banned for no reason. can't say i'm too surprised
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