Notice of Promotion to Moderator - Esoteric Chat

Longo SussyPants

2024-08-07T03:17:50Z

Mr. Schrute - go to this post
What happened to BrandBox? Wasn't he a moderator? And why does he type the exact same as you? What's going on here?

Everybody types like that on this forum. It's obvious that they're completely separate people, just like how my name "Longo SussyPants" was similar to a moderator named "Longo" when, in actuality, it has been my name since 2018.

Mr. Schrute

2024-08-05T21:24:48Z

I feel like I've seen this post somewhere before. What happened to BrandBox? Wasn't he a moderator? And why does he type the exact same as you? What's going on here? Wait, I think I have the answer to all of these questions, all summed up as two words. John. Mosley.

marbles

2024-08-05T08:10:52Z

SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL! SIEG HEIL!
Looking forward to it.

Adolf Hitler

2024-08-05T02:14:03Z

Hello there folks! I am tickled pink to announce my immediate ascendancy to the rank of moderator on these fine boards. From now on, the rules will be enforced to the very highest degree, and to the letter. Since the unfortunate passing of our great frind Michael Moriarty, whom most of you would know as Longo, moderation on these boards has been virtually non-existent. current_ has been too busy with life events to be on often enough to moderate, and whoever else is on the team is clearly too young and inexperienced to be of any use. Under my strict yet fair rule, powerposting, necroposting, and off-topic posting will be unheard of. The forum will contain only high-quality, mentally stimulating content. I witnessed firsthand the demise of the previous forum, and no such events will be allowed to transpire ever again. As we look forward into the bright future, we can see my eventual promotion to administrator on the horizon. Well folks, I hope see you all around on these boards. Cheers!