Advice on how to get girls - Esoteric Chat advice, chad, nsfw, raping, sex https://esoteric.chat/feed/conversation/8439/ 2025-02-26T22:37:20Z esoBB anker https://esoteric.chat/post/39624/ 2024-07-07T10:22:17Z anker

mamru - go to this post

every time u see a hot girl fart in her mouth, the aroma will cause her inner hornball to come out and she'll immediately fall to her knees for u, and start diapermaxxing to have that lingering fragrance

diapermaxxing lol

]]> KhalafReload https://esoteric.chat/post/39619/ 2024-07-07T03:52:30Z KhalafReload

trannylove - go to this post

look for a girl with a dick. gives you everything you want in a woman without all the negative qualities

Gay.

]]> trannylove https://esoteric.chat/post/39567/ 2024-07-07T01:38:31Z trannylove look for a girl with a dick. gives you everything you want in a woman without all the negative qualities

]]> Robert Adamant https://esoteric.chat/post/39563/ 2024-07-07T00:00:58Z Robert Adamant Take the teal pill. Only breed with the people who show up to your family reunion.

]]> mayo https://esoteric.chat/post/39562/ 2024-07-06T23:31:23Z mayo I don't like when my horse is fucking me and it spreads my ass with its hooves because it feels like I have to shit. It doesn't help that his dick is really big and it makes me feel like I have to shit even more because it's hitting my ass from the inside

]]> mamru https://esoteric.chat/post/39561/ 2024-07-06T23:23:20Z mamru

Mr Egg - go to this post

I can't get a girlfriend no matter how hard I try. I do everything that girls find attractive, but this hot aryan princess keeps rejecting me. I have sent her memes making fun of her deceased grandpa, sent memes wishing death upon her pets, sent pictures of dead animals, and called her fat and ugly a million times. I'm lost man. I'm a super funny hot muscular gigachad viking that spends thousands on online games and hangs around mentally ill degenerates, if no girl wants that then it looks like this world is just full of gay dudes pretending to be hot girls to trick me.

every time u see a hot girl fart in her mouth, the aroma will cause her inner hornball to come out and she'll immediately fall to her knees for u, and start diapermaxxing to have that lingering fragrance

]]> mamru https://esoteric.chat/post/39560/ 2024-07-06T23:09:12Z mamru

HaxxingCrypto - go to this post

That sucks bro, I do those exact same things too and I also struggle getting girls that aren't autistic or cut themselves for their daddy Haxxing. This world is just full of shitty catfish in shitty catfish services pretending to be hot whamenz to trick us vikings. I hope these fake ass catfishes improve their lives so that they don't feel the need to catfish straight guys.

"straight guys"

]]> TheHaxxing https://esoteric.chat/post/39558/ 2024-07-06T22:22:58Z TheHaxxing That sucks bro, I do those exact same things too and I also struggle getting girls that aren't autistic or cut themselves for their daddy Haxxing. This world is just full of shitty catfish in shitty catfish services pretending to be hot whamenz to trick us vikings. I hope these fake ass catfishes improve their lives so that they don't feel the need to catfish straight guys.

]]> LindyMan https://esoteric.chat/post/39557/ 2024-07-06T22:20:35Z LindyMan I think natural selection is stacked against your favor.

]]> Mr Egg https://esoteric.chat/post/39556/ 2024-07-06T22:19:45Z Mr Egg I can't get a girlfriend no matter how hard I try. I do everything that girls find attractive, but this hot aryan princess keeps rejecting me. I have sent her memes making fun of her deceased grandpa, sent memes wishing death upon her pets, sent pictures of dead animals, and called her fat and ugly a million times. I'm lost man. I'm a super funny hot muscular gigachad viking that spends thousands on online games and hangs around mentally ill degenerates, if no girl wants that then it looks like this world is just full of gay dudes pretending to be hot girls to trick me.

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