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Robert Adamant - go to this post

everyone who posts reddit threads needs to stop posting reddit threads.

Then by that logic you need to stop posting altogether.

]]> Robert Adamant https://esoteric.chat/post/44746/ 2024-09-29T04:16:37Z Robert Adamant everyone who posts reddit threads needs to stop posting reddit threads.

]]> Mr Egg https://esoteric.chat/post/44740/ 2024-09-29T03:12:53Z Mr Egg I farted

]]> Corona https://esoteric.chat/post/44736/ 2024-09-29T03:01:34Z Corona Nope, you were behaving very reasonably given the circumstances.

]]> BeautyfuI Babe https://esoteric.chat/post/44734/ 2024-09-29T02:57:08Z BeautyfuI Babe AITA for throwing my sister in front of a train?

Little bit of back story: My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh…

EDIT #1 (First Edit): Hey guys I just got form the judge I have to go to prison for 10 years… Later bitches

EDIT #2 (Second Edit): Great news guys the judge found my post and she texted me that im all good fam. No more prison for me! lol

EDIT #3 (Third Edit): Who to fuck gave me silver? bitch fuck off I only accept platinum. Get your cheap ass outa here

EDIT #4 (Fourth Edit): Wtf guys I only accept fucking platinum fuck off with your cheap rewards

EDIT #5 (Fifth Edit): Guys fuck off with your gold and silver. Fucking peasants

EDIT #6 (Sixth Edit): Thx guys for telling me im not the asshole. I mean I already knew duhh. Just had to be sure

EDIT #7 (Seventh Edit): Omg finally a platinum thanks who ever gave me one you all guys took way too long… Smh

EDIT #8 (Eighth Edit): who the fuck just gave me all those silvers? Fuck you dude you poor peasants

EDIT #9 (Ninth Edit): So I just got fucking pinned? Does this mean I get more platinums?

EDIT #10 (Tenth Edit): stfu with all these trashy silver rewards I want fucking platinum not some trashy trash bag. Wtf do you take me for you morons

EDIT #11 (Eleventh Edit): wtf guys I just woke up, more silver?? Really fuck you all trahs bags. And wtf is that crtl c v award stuff? Is that good? Inna fucking Instagram Thot the fuck should I know. And why the fuck did I just got banned from r/amitheasshole ?

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