I'm not crazy - Esoteric Chathttps://esoteric.chat/feed/conversation/11044/2025-02-26T23:11:32ZesoBBElaine.https://esoteric.chat/post/44547/2024-09-20T13:35:16ZElaine.I wish crabmin gave me herpes I have a huge crush on him]]>mayohttps://esoteric.chat/post/44532/2024-09-19T01:27:34Zmayo
]]>Psychedeliahttps://esoteric.chat/post/44503/2024-09-18T14:41:29ZPsychedeliaI was on drugs with Mr. Egg and all I got was this lousy Pepsi.]]>Psychedeliahttps://esoteric.chat/post/44502/2024-09-18T14:40:57ZPsychedeliaPlease stand for the national anthem of this website.]]>Mr Egghttps://esoteric.chat/post/44501/2024-09-18T13:37:16ZMr EggI was in my room And I was just, like, staring at the walls, thinking about everything But then again I was thinking about nothing And then my mom came in, and I didn't notice she was there She called my name and I didn't hear her And then she started screaming, "Mr Egg, Mr Egg!" And I go, "What, what's the matter?" She goes, "What's the matter with you?" I go, "There's nothing wrong, mom" She goes, "Don't tell me that! You're on drugs" I go, "No mom, I'm not on drugs, I'm OK, I'm just thinking, you know Why don't you get me a Pepsi?" She goes, "No, you're on drugs!" I go, "Mom, I'm OK, I'm just thinking She goes, "No, you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way" I go, "Mom, just get me a Pepsi, please All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me! All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi And she wouldn't give it to me, just a Pepsi" They give you a white shirt with long sleeves Tied around your back, you're treated like thieves Drug you up because they're lazy It's too much work to help a crazy]]>