Recent posts - Esoteric Chat https://esoteric.chat/ Fri, 24 Nov 2023 19:10:45 +0000 eso SEX SLAVE - HEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAALP https://esoteric.chat/post/37609/ <p>ADMIN HAS ME HELD HOSTAGE AND HE IS SEXING ME HEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALP</p> Fri, 24 Nov 2023 19:10:45 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37609/ filosoficalman - Help me find the psyllium systemic pills https://esoteric.chat/post/37606/ <p>Top of the morning to you all.</p><p>I have a very important announcement bounty for each and every Esoteric.chat user.</p><p>I seem to be having trouble finding the… psyllium shit pills…</p><p>My backdoor is currently clogged and I am having trouble getting the poo out of my loo. Hence, I seek psyllium systemic pills.</p><h3>There is a $20,000 bounty on anyone that can help me find the eponymous psyllium pills.</h3><p><img src='https://i.ibb.co/kmZ5NHw/fiber-pills-bounty.png'/></p><p>Good luck and thank you to anyone helping me find the silly um pills.</p><ul><li>Written by Justin, master of filosofy.</li></ul> Thu, 23 Nov 2023 22:30:02 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37606/ mudd - I'm here for the free hotdogs. https://esoteric.chat/post/37569/ <p>we don&#39;t carry them</p> Sun, 19 Nov 2023 05:00:15 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37569/ Longo - trunche https://esoteric.chat/post/37568/ <p>There will be horse cocks and lots of them.</p> Sat, 18 Nov 2023 06:05:36 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37568/ mudd - trunche https://esoteric.chat/post/37567/ <p>got any ideas for the 2024 esoTalk trunche?</p> Sat, 18 Nov 2023 06:04:23 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37567/ Longo - Is solipsism a mental illness? https://esoteric.chat/post/37566/ <p>Looks like I&#39;m mentally ill then.</p> Sat, 18 Nov 2023 06:03:38 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37566/ Victor Fiberius - victory at last https://esoteric.chat/post/37561/ <p>i am so overjoyed i finally got my fiber pills at long last now i can poop again im rolling on the ground in celebration</p><p><img src='https://qu.ax/wWbM.png'/></p> Fri, 10 Nov 2023 09:57:28 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37561/ mudd - The history and origin of Lookism https://esoteric.chat/post/37560/ <p>lookism was always stupid. people who fall for that shit and devote their entire lives to it are gullible</p> Wed, 08 Nov 2023 18:36:56 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37560/ mudd - Cool car tricks https://esoteric.chat/post/37559/ <p>this thread is like a car crash</p> Wed, 08 Nov 2023 18:36:24 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37559/ Walter - Cool car tricks https://esoteric.chat/post/37557/ <p>Very nice. Methinks you should have your driver&#39;s license revoked.</p> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 01:31:05 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37557/ Walter - Is solipsism a mental illness? https://esoteric.chat/post/37556/ <p>Descartes got a lot of things wrong but he was smart in considering that his acquired knowledge was corrupted by popular falsehoods. His method is how I came to believe in Ezo.</p> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 01:29:38 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37556/ Walter - The history and origin of Lookism https://esoteric.chat/post/37553/ <p>Interesting observations, very interesting indeed.</p> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 01:28:37 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37553/ Longo - I'm the hacker https://esoteric.chat/post/37551/ <p>You are become me?</p> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 01:26:54 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37551/ Longo - Feels good to be an Real G. https://esoteric.chat/post/37550/ <p>MUDD told me that this post is a reference to his favorite browser or something like that.</p> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 01:26:28 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37550/ Stolen Account #4891 - I'm the hacker https://esoteric.chat/post/37549/ <p>I steal all the accounts on this forum including none other than user 1 (admin).</p> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 01:26:05 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37549/ Longo - Horsecock announcement https://esoteric.chat/post/37548/ <p>I love the photography here. The sun rests directly beneath the horse&#39;s cock. This is some good work!</p> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 01:25:48 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37548/ Horsecocker - Horsecock announcement https://esoteric.chat/post/37545/ <p>Horsecock revival.<br/><img src='https://media.istockphoto.com/photos/horse-penis-picture-id1031070300?k=20&amp;m=1031070300&amp;s=612x612&amp;w=0&amp;h=_dQQD-prTIOWlQiS51KbYLY6D4Y9bMbjwejfK7ls-zg='/></p> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 01:20:28 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37545/ admin - Feels good to be an Real G. https://esoteric.chat/post/37544/ <blockquote><p><cite>Philosophy Bean - <a href='https://esoteric.chat/post/37537/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>What is the meaning of this post?</p></blockquote><p>Don&#39;t know!</p> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 01:20:06 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37544/ Philosophy Bean - Feels good to be an Real G. https://esoteric.chat/post/37537/ <p>What is the meaning of this post?</p> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 01:10:25 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37537/ Philosophy Bean - fucking predator in my store https://esoteric.chat/post/37536/ <blockquote><p><cite>Car enthusiast - <a href='https://esoteric.chat/post/37532/' class='postLink'>go to this post</a></cite></p><p>I&#39;m gonna drive my 1996 Honda Accord straight down into your store at 114mph. That&#39;s right, 1 ton of plastic, steal, and ballsack is going to smash through your store walls at the speed of fucking sound because I cut my brake lines.</p></blockquote><p>That&#39;s quite rude, have you permission from the store owners?</p> Mon, 06 Nov 2023 01:10:05 +0000 https://esoteric.chat/post/37536/