I used to jerk off to angry birds

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When I was about 13 I LOVED angry birds, I had every game and bought every toy they had. One day I was playing angry birds when all of a sudden the big red bird turned me on. I couldn’t stand it, I was going crazy. I decided to pull out my big long Willy and start jerking. I never had felt so good, I soon continued to do this daily and never got bored of it! That big red bird was so hot and those blue ones were some cuties. I am glad to admit I still do this to this very day.


This reminds me of when I would receive pleasure from smelling my ex boyfriend who was a contractor's sweaty balls after a long day he had at work. I was 14 and he was 38. We were the perfect couple, too bad he suffered from a traumatic brain injury that tooked his life and now I am all alone having to sniff my horsey's giant balls instead.


I once had a run-in with an older man from back when I was in primary school and that has since served as the ideal relationship for me.


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