How to make delicious Chimken Sou for the whole family to enjoy

1. Put andy sixxs log broth into a big pot
2. Piss in it
3. Place your chimkens
4. Place your vegetables (yuck!)
5. Sprinkle in some Niglet Salt and some funyun powder.
6. Pour in your noddles.
7. Wait for noddles to become thick and juicy like my penitz
8. Grab a few of andy sixxs bouillon logs and drop them in.
9. Let the logs cook yummy yummy

10. Shove all the sou done your throte when is all done and you have just given birth to a retarded human shit baby congratulations!!

Funyun power? Where do I procure this mythical substance?