hey! I checked the watch on my hand and learned that

THE RAIDS WILL NEVER STOP. NOT ONCE FOR EVEN A FUCKING PICOSECOND ARE YOU NIGGERS SAFE FROM THE IDES OF BUGS CRAWLING OUT OF MY ASS AND INTO YOUR FUCKING COFFEE MAKER HOLY FUCKING SHIT. THE CLOCK ON MY FUCKING HAND SAYS THAT THESE RAIDS WILL COME RIGHT THIS PICOSECOND, AND WILL NEVER STOP NOT ONCE FOR A FUCKING PICOSECOND, NOT IN A FUCKING DECADE, EON, CENTURY, TERACENTURY, THEY WILL NEVER FUCKING STOP. I HAVE YOUR ADDRESS. I KNOW YOU ATE THAT FUCKING BURGER, I KNOW YOUR FUCKING NAME YOU COCKSUCKINGFAGGOTSMIN. GIVE ME MY OWN BOARD ON ESOTERIC.CHAT RIGHT THIS PICOSECOND OR I WILL PROCEEEEEEED TO RAID THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR YEE YEE FISHFUCKLESS FORUM. IT'S YOUR MOVE DICKHEAD, I DON'T WANT YOUR FUCKING GAY ASS WATERED DOWN "MYESOBB" THAT IS FULL OF PEDOPILLIONS OF BUGS THAT MAKE IT ABSOLUTEEEEELYYYYYY UNUSABLE. I WANT THE REEEEEAL FUCKING DEEAL. MY OWN BOARD. HERE. NOW. FOLLOW MY DEMANDS OR SAY BYE BYE TO YOUR FORUM, BARBMIN.

NOT-SO-SINCERELY –> AKEFU WATCHERER