The other branches of Homobroism sadly do not capture the full truth of the matter. The mainline Homobros are soft and weak. They may survive the storm but they will be unfit under the harsh rule of nature which takes root in the wake of the storm. The Clydean Rogue and the Clydean Rouge are extremists, hellbent on destruction in the name of Clyde, a very sad thing he would never have stood for. They too will fail to survive, turning on one another and perishing of their own wicked ways. Brothers, we will show you a path between the two, where balance brings about harmony. Though we are a misunderstood sect, painted in a bad light due to the actions of the Clydean Rogue and the Clydean Rouge, we are in fact a peaceful sect. We are simply more proactive in our evangelism. Brothers, we must actively gain new members for our sect and spread the word of Clyde to everyone we possibly can before they are extinguished under the might of the storm. Many of the straights, we believe, are in fact repressed Homobros who must be drawn into the light of the truth. There they will blossom, and their true nature will be revealed before all. We must rescue as many of our hidden brothers as we can before the storm hits. We haven't much time. If my words resonate in your heart, join us today, please. You know it to be the right thing to do. Praise Clyde!

Robert Adamant - go to this post

Predictable worshipers of man.
You fight amongst each other in how you believe the supposed storm will come.
You must remember to die. There are many beasts who will kill you but only Kek can protect your bread.

FUCK THEE STUPID FUCKING NIGGERFUCKER THOU SHALT GET FUCKING ASSFUCKED IN THE FUCKING FACE OF THE COCKSUCKING STORM THAT DOTH DESCEND UPON THY STUMP OF A FUCKING COCK THIS NINJAFUCKING PICOSECOND HOLY FUCKING HORSECOCK MANURE THINE LACK OF FAITH WILT NOT FUCKING SHIELD THEE FROM THE FUCKING STORM FUCKING TRANNY JANNY FAGGOT MAY THY MOUTH PERMANENTLY FUCKING TASTE OF SHIT AND HORSE SEMEN AND FUCKING BILE WHILE THY ANUS GETS FUCKING ASSRAPED BY MINE MASSIVE STEAMING RAIDER COCK HOLY SHIT THE FUCKING HOLY WINDS OF CLYDE WILT SWEEP THY RETARDED STRAIGHT ASS AWAY INTO THE FUCKING ABYSS

THE FUCKING CLYDIAN ROUGE IS THE ONE TRUE PATH TO ENLIGHTENMENT AND SALVATION FROM THE FUCKING STORM AND THY OWN NIGGERCALF NATURE

PRAISE CLYDE AND PRAISE SCHNYDER NIGGERFISH