Top of the morning to you all.

I have a very important announcement bounty for each and every Esoteric.chat user.

I seem to be having trouble finding the… psyllium shit pills…

My backdoor is currently clogged and I am having trouble getting the poo out of my loo. Hence, I seek psyllium systemic pills.

There is a $20,000 bounty on anyone that can help me find the eponymous psyllium pills.

Good luck and thank you to anyone helping me find the silly um pills.

• Written by Justin, master of filosofy.