Esoteric Chat

It's important. You must get 1 million grams of obsidian by 17/3/2053 or else my snake will blow up the earth. his legs broke so i had to take him to the doctor because his brain got a leg injury tomorrow morning last week. I also forgot to set my alarm tomorrow because yesterday i got arrested on my 4 door motorcycle because it was actually a tow truck so my dad had to sleep in for the day.