Hello fellow DC fans. It's your favorite superhero analyst Kraaf von Braun coming at you with a very exciting question: is Batman a homosexual? There is quite a lot of evidence to point to Batman being light in the loafers. Let's take a look together.

In the movie "John Bruce Wayne: I am the Wayne," Batman transforms into a nigger and nigs all over the place. Since it is well established that all niggers are gay (see the term "down-low" for more information on that) then we can use this newfound knowledge to conclude that Batman is in fact gay.

Now that we've got that out of the way, let's discuss the new Spider-man movie. I personally am not a big fan of Spider-man now being able to shoot webs out of his cock. Thoughts?

GreenAppleEthan - go to this post

There is no such thing as a DC Movie called I am the Wayne. You are just a schizophrenic moron with no hint of reality.

I heard you raped Haley

Either this movie's existence has been memory-holed in some way or another, or you are just making all of this up. Since it's impossible to lie on the Internet, I guess this just means I've been living the rest of my life out in an alternate dimension.

Yes, Batman is gay. In the third movie, you can see his nipples.