As the title states, I'm being impersonated by a rogue user with dishonorable intentions. I am the real user who once went by Adolf Hitler on these boards, and held the rank of moderator. This account purporting to be me is fake. Ratmin is stealing my identity in order to put forth the illusion that anybody actually uses his forum. In fact, the only accounts I've made on this reboot forum were a couple of "Akefu" accounts. That is, accounts which channel the ethereal being known as Akefy Rapey. These accounts then go on to raid the everliving horsecock out of this shitty yee yee ass forum and make known their various demands and ultimatums, but I digress.

John Cocksley would never really give me moderator again. The real reason my rank was taken away on the old forum was because I learned of our supposed benevolent we master's treachery. Shortly after the stripping of my role, I made some of this information public in the form of a list of his alternative accounts. This was merely the tip of the iceberg but I felt it was all the rather fragile community could handle. Enraged, cockmin took it upon himself to conduct raids against the forum, impersonating a notorious user known as Akefu, who had recently been suspended and raided the forum as himself, but red and angry. Crackmin destroyed his own forum as a result of weeks of downtime, using these raids as a pretense for it. He also used his backend access to spam everybody's emails and compromise user's accounts.

I gave only a list of sadmim's alternates because I wanted the community to be able to look at his accounts, and recognize the patterns and unifying threads which come together to paint a picture regarding this man, his actions, and his intentions. However, I gave the community too much credit in terms of intellect. Essentially, I didn't want to taint everyone with my interpretations of the evidence, but rather present the evidence itself as-is. Anyhorse, this is becoming a ramble but my point is, I need to be made a moderator right this picosecond before I take up the mantle of Akefu and raid the shit out of this pisshole. You have, um, 93 hours to acquiesce to my very reasonable and rather forgiving set of demands.