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I'm Being Impersonated: The Truth About My Identity

Hey everyone,

I need to come clean about something that’s been weighing on me for a while. I’ve recently discovered that someone has been impersonating me online, claiming to be a burger-eating, all-American guy named Grant Bogart. The truth is, I’m actually Russian.

I know, I know—it sounds strange. But here’s the deal: I love the culture here, and I’ve been living in the States for a while, which is why I’ve adopted this persona. Grant was supposed to be a fun alter ego, a way to connect with others over our shared love of food and humor. But it seems like things have spiraled out of control, and now there's a whole community out there who believes I’m someone I’m not.

I never intended to deceive anyone, and it feels terrible to think that people might be getting hurt or confused because of my little experiment. It started as a joke, but the longer it went on, the more difficult it became to come clean.

So here I am, confessing to you all. I’m just a regular person trying to navigate life, and I might not be who you thought I was. I hope you can forgive me for this mix-up and that we can continue to share our experiences honestly moving forward.

Thanks for reading!

— [Cologna] (aka the "Real Grant Bogart")

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