**The Real Haxxing and Zolly Story (illustrated)**

It was a gay ass morning and I had stumbled upon a forest. I walked into this dark forest and said "Wow, this is a really weird ass forest," so I killed a tree. All of a sudden a bunch of creepy men started hitting on me and being annoying and not following Akefu's fucking demands. One of these men in particular happened to catch my eye, he was the most stuck up egotistical one of them all and his name happened to be Michael Haxxing Sierakowski Jr.

This ugly incel comes up to me and gives me his address asking me to come live with him and that he knows my rent is "a little high". I told him I had a loving boyfriend who bought me Little Friends: Cats and Dogs and that I didn't want to stay with a random stranger who is ugly and poor. Days go by and this incel never shuts up. He bitches and whines calling me a catfish and throws lots of tantrums.

Mr. Haxxing tells me that he is 35 and hates his parents. He is waiting for his parents to die and that he is basically broke irl. Instead of getting a job with his major he decides to stay unemployed and rely on the stock market. He started bragging about how all of his furniture and clothing were stolen from Amazon (woaw!) I watched as this incel made a fool of himself in front of others and ended up getting sussed forever by all of the forest people. He bitched and cried while yelling "SHITTY CATFISH FOREST!" Yes you heard it, if Mr. Haxxing says you're a catfish then you are a catfish and it can never be proven otherwise ever no matter what.

As the incel constantly gets ignored and doesn't get any wahmenz attention, he deletes his accounts numerous times and tells me to send him an email. I don't do this because I don't care about the incel and he comes back each time worse than before. I tell the incel that his polka-dot collared shirts are atrocious and that he should git gud. I go to the forest girls and we laugh our asses off at the incel's beta boi behavior.

So this incel rambles on and on about how sellers, tats, women who smoke, can't clean or cook are bad women to get with. Then all of a sudden he turns around to a seller of the forest and says "Wow! Smoking hot bod! Nice tat 🔥." And then he got blocked forever by this woman because he looks like a walrus with downs. So a few months later after he was unable to get 18 year old girls to be his sex slaves, he returns only to get seized by Akefu and his flock of hyper realistic angry birds. He became trapped in the void and now has to follow his fucking demands forever and can't ever escape no matter what.

Never happened

Robert Adamant - go to this post

It's in a book from Jane Austen that men are often very bad at sending messages.
One of the things that endeared Elizabeth to Mr. Darcy is that he was able to compose quality letters.
Now that most social interaction is online the illiterate men are just not going to make it.
I think that's mostly what this is.

The literate superclass has always held all of the influence not only in society but with the very fabric of reality itself. By hyperfixating on a triviality such as reproduction, you overlook the fact that those evidently above you around these here boards are the very sculptors of the reality on whose trivial elements you base your entire life around. To be forward, there is a higher class in terms of literacy and cognition of which you are not a part. We dictate material and spiritual reality at our whim.