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when a horse has sex, or sometimes oral sex (or possibly anal sex) with a woman or man. When the horse blows its load it often smiles and says something clever, leaving the person covered in horse semen.

Porn is only hot when it's just a solo female video of a girl masturbating her pussy or she's getting degraded with toys while tied up and can't move any of her limbs. It'a quite annoying when you are watching a girl getting fucked and the frail nerd recording while giving her backshots is being noisy, even louder than the girl is being. No one wants to hear that shit.

Evil Carrots - go to this post

Yeah right nigger, that only happens in pornos. In reality, the horse would just stand there and probably just take a shit not knowing what the fuck's going on.

I'm far more inclined to believe the testimony of a distinguished gentleman such as Sir Horsecock as opposed to a couple of carrots. Also, I'm pretty sure I've heard stuff like this before from other sources. It's quite evident that it's real. For context, I'm a trained professional in spotting misinformation and disinformation online. It is my job to ensure that these boards are free of false information.

Evil Carrots - go to this post

Yeah right nigger, that only happens in pornos. In reality, the horse would just stand there and probably just take a shit not knowing what the fuck's going on.

Actually, you are wrong. Horses are very intelligent creatures and they have been known to say very clever things upon ejaculation within or onto a person. Don't discount our equine frinds out of hand.

VikingGigaChad - go to this post

Porn is only hot when it's just a solo female video of a girl masturbating her pussy or she's getting degraded with toys while tied up and can't move any of her limbs. It'a quite annoying when you are watching a girl getting fucked and the frail nerd recording while giving her backshots is being noisy, even louder than the girl is being. No one wants to hear that shit.

Haxxing, you are a pig. Grow up.